Phil, this wasn’t fucking amateur hour. PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE OF YOUR LACK OF SUPERVISION. THERE WERE RAPTORS ALL UP IN THE KITCHEN PHIL. IN THE GOD DAMN KITCHEN.
YOU HAD ONE JOB PHIL. ONE JOB.
XD I can’t…
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#jurassic park
#phil tippett
Awkward at work.
- Me: Hey, you're not in red anymore. That's not brand.
- A leader: The store's closed, its okay. You can take your shirt off too if you want.
#Inappropriate
#Work
#Retail
I was helping my little brother
Where the fuck does jack come from
That’s basically what math is like for the rest of your life.
I love how the answer is at the bottom of the page. And how is any kid suppose to know how many stickers Jack has? Does Tani and Jen give Jack their stickers? I wish I was Jack. My friends never give me stickers.You’re all missing the point. This isn’t math. Rather it’s metaphysics, or the existence of our being. Theoretically speaking, Jack isn’t a person. Jack exists in all of us. We are Jack. Jack is all of us. Every single one of us. In each inept part of our being, our existence, Jack lives. Forgotten and ignored, yet he exists in our never ending subconscious. The question, rather, is how many stickers do we all have?
oh my god
omfg just for that comment
I am Jack’s Sticker Collection.
(via agentasshole)
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#math
#fight club
Sometimes I wish my childhood was just a little more fucked up so I could officially become something amazing.
The best actors and writers had the worst childhoods. :(
Or booze. They had a lot of booze too.
- english: red
- spanish: rojo
- german: rot
- french: rouge
- italian: rosso
- swedish: röd
- dutch: rood
- portuguese: vermelho
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#portuguese didnt get the message.
My entire life…
Friends and Family, Teachers and Adults of all kinds told me to be myself. They said to be whoever I wanted to be. They all told me I could be anything, do anything, say anything.
But now, I’m myself and my parents think I’m a crab.
My bosses tell me I should watch what I say.
My friends correct my jokes instead of accepting them as jokes.
So… I just want to say, to all those people lying to kids about being themselves?
#be yourself
#my ass
The Crayon
"I am supposed to be having the time of my life."
— Sylvia Plath, (The Bell Jar)
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